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    7 Funny Replies That Work Online!
    Author: Ovi Dogar
    Website: www.ebridex.com
    Added: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:05:16 -0700
    Category: News & Society
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    If you have spend some time talking online, you
    know there are some question that women ask you
    all the time. How to answer to these question to
    make sure that you are getting her attention and
    interest?

    Just try using next lines:

    1.When she is questioning you about your marital
    status just say: “Well, my dog hates the way I do
    coffee, it hopes I will find someone else that
    will make him a coffee every morning”

    2.What is your age? “I am a little child... when
    I am sleeping, a mature man when I am making
    decisions and an exploring teenager when I have
    the opportunity to talk with an interesting woman”


    3.Do you have children? It is a simple question
    to reply but you can say more than yes/no, and
    earn some points. So..If you Do Have Kids you can
    answer “Oh yes, I have...(a 2 years old boy), he
    is a nice kid, and he is very responsible for my
    haircut.” :) If you don't have kids: “No, I don't
    have kids yet. I'm still looking for the woman
    willing to take the risk of having good looking
    kids, like me. :))“

    4.What happened with your ex ? This is a hard
    question, don't give specific details, be serious
    and pass quickly over this subject. You can say
    something like : “I never joke about my love life.
    We just didn't match with each other/We couldn't
    pass over some problems together. and decided to
    go on on separate ways.”

    5.What are you doing for living? What is your job?
    Now, maybe you are hating your job but don't let
    her know that. Be enthusiastic and positive: “I
    am working in (domain) and I really like to wake
    up every morning with such a job. Sometime I
    forget putting my socks on in my hurry to reach
    at work”.

    6.What kind of relationship are you after?“ I
    really want to find someone that can take me as I
    am, someone that can accept how gorgeous I am. :)
    “.

    7.What are you doing in your spare time?“ I haven'
    t to much spare time but I rely like to... (read
    GOOD books / watch GOOD TV Shows / listen GOOD
    music / share GREAT time with my friends).” You
    have to be selective and a little demanding...
    make her understand that you are not just wasting
    your time anyhow and with anybody available. So
    she will feel good that you are spending YOUR
    time with her.

    The idea is that you have to be funny but serious
    at the same time. Make her curious, with every
    question you are answering her you have to make
    her want to know more about you. Just be
    different, be original.

    Good luck and have fun!

    View all Ovi Dogar's articles


    About the Author:
    Visit the largest database of romanian women at www.eBridex.com

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